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Marriage - A Man's Viewpoint
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    1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A lifesentence !!!)

    2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after thesweet music is over the
    strings are attached.

    3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is aninstitution. Therefore
    marriage is an institution for the blind.

    4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loseshis Bachelor's Degree
    and the woman gets her Masters.

hotel rooms Budapest    5. Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of"RINGS" :
    a) The Engagement Ring
    b) The Wedding Ring
    c) The SuffeRing
    d) The EnduRing
    e) The TortuRing

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